The businessman

The businessman that we should all worship
Makes deals to kill off his competitors

The businessman that we should all worship
Supports free trade, but only for himself

The businessman that we should all worship
Hates fairness. It just harms wealth creation

The businessman that we should all worship
Chops down the jungles to make room for cows

The businessman that we should all worship
Must have the latest phone, the oldest house

The businessman that we should all worship
Drives a small tank that has blacked-out windows

The businessman that we should all worship
Holds parties like some Roman senator

The businessman that we should all worship
Flirts with all women, is mates with all men

The businessman that we should all worship
Likes female staff all young and wearing skirts

The businessman that we should all worship
Has a huge porn collection, all online

The businessman that we should all worship
Befriends prime ministers, not you or I